Scene: airplane flight

Dramatis Personae: engaging chatty four-year-old girl, center seat; her mother to her left; a kindly gentleman to her right.

The Conversation: piano playing, lessons, etc.

After learning that she had been studying piano for a year, that she looked forward to her lessons, and that she didn’t mind practicing, the gentleman asked, “And are you going to be a concert pianist when you grow up?” 

Chatty four-year-old, with much indignation and utter disdain: “NO! I am going to be a concert VAGINA!“

 

photo: courtesy of mytravelpledge.com

 

 

 

 

 

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