When the third egg slipped into the bowl, it cracked me up.  Then I had to beat the yolks. OH OH NOOOOOOO.  I felt like Sluggo.

If you want to ovoid such mayhem and hard boil your eggs instead, this is the best method I’ve found.

1. Set a pot of water boiling.
2. Gently place eggs in the boiling water.
3. Set timer for 11 minutes.
4. Remove eggs when timer rings.
5. Rinse to cool. Peel and enjoy.                      
6. Eggsquisite.